Teenage Late Night Cinema: The Sensuous Nurse.

🍷💋🎭Weaponized Cleavage and Cardiac Sabotage 💔👗😵

Ursula Andress, Fabio Testi, and Eli Wallach in Stateline Motel (1973)

Ursula Andress, David Warner, and Stanley Baker in Perfect Friday (1970)

Stuart Whitman in Shadows in an Empty Room (1976)

Claudia Cardinale and Tony Musante in Goodbye & Amen (1977)

Lino Banfi and Nadia Cassini in L'infermiera nella corsia dei militari (1979)

Sybil Danning and Eric Brown in They're Playing with Fire (1984)

Ursula Andress, Jack Palance, and Giuliano Gemma in Safari Express (1976)

Eleonora Giorgi, Domenico Modugno, and Luciana Paluzzi in Smell of Flesh (1974)

Ursula Andress in St. Francis Birds Tour (2005)

Ursula Andress and Mario Pisu in The Sensuous Nurse (1975)

Ursula Andress in The Sensuous Nurse (1975)

Ursula Andress, Mario Pisu, and Carla Romanelli in The Sensuous Nurse (1975)

Ursula Andress

Duilio Del Prete

Mario Pisu

Nello Rossati

Paolo Vidali

Claudia Florio

A rich widower suffers from cardiac trouble, and his greedy heirs hire a seductive nurse in the hopes of inducing a heart attack.

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Nude goddess Ursula in a very disappointing sex comedy

Ursula Andress&apos; naked body is one of those things that make you believe in God. The other two women (especially the one who plays the maid) have great bodies as well. Then why is the higher grade that I can give to a film with such quality and quantity of nudity only 3 out of 10? Because, to get to Ursula&apos;s unbelievable body, we have to sit through a movie that is otherwise unfunny and boring (keep in mind that I watched the full 101-minute version, not the 78-minute American one which probably cuts out a lot of the extraneous material). In typical Italian-comedy tradition, most of the characters are exaggerated caricatures (the army freak, the &quot;latin lover&quot;, the constant drunk, the naive maid) that are not funny, simply overacted. Final word: watch this, but keep your finger on the fast-forward button, you&apos;re gonna need it. (*)

Ursula Andress (Dr No; Mountain Of The Cannibal God; She) has been voted the top Bond girl of all time, making her mark on cinema in the famous Dr No scene with that bikini. Well, if youÂ’ve ever wondered what sheÂ’d look like without the bikini, then reach for Shameless Screen EntertainmentÂ’s release of The Nurse (LÂ’infermiera! Literally: Andress is undressed for most part of this pun-filled romp-com.
Jack Palance (Batman; Tango And Cash) plays a mean offbeat American tycoon looking to buy a vineyard in the beautiful Tuscan hills. The old Italian owner, a randy lecher who is convalescing from his last bonk-induced heart-attack, doesnÂ’t want to sell, even if his madcap family does. The family hires the gorgeous Nurse, Ursula Andress to Â… ahemÂ… undress and give the old man another Â– and they hope fatal Â– cardiac arrest! All barmy, fizzy fun and the clincher Â– this is the only non-Bond franchise with a second Bond girl! ThunderballÂ’s stunning leather-clad biker, Luciana Paluzzi (The Green Slime) stars here without leathersÂ… or anything!
This release will mark the first DVD release of The Nurse in the UK!

The Sensuous Nurse

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Ursula Andress' naked body is one of those things that make you believe in God. The other two women (especially the one who plays the maid) have great bodies as well. Then why is the higher grade that I can give to a film with such quality and quantity of nudity only 3 out of 10? Because, to get to Ursula's unbelievable body, we have to sit through a movie that is otherwise unfunny and boring (keep in mind that I watched the full 101-minute version, not the 78-minute American one which probably cuts out a lot of the extraneous material). In typical Italian-comedy tradition, most of the characters are exaggerated caricatures (the army freak, the "latin lover", the constant drunk, the naive maid) that are not funny, simply overacted. Final word: watch this, but keep your finger on the fast-forward button, you're gonna need it. (*)

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