Two Hard Days

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The no-name grinders of early theatrical porndom were mere excuses to show folks humping, and that&apos;s the sum total of TWO HARD DAYS. Characters have names but they are mere cyphers for disembodied genitals in action.

As romantic Muzak plays, opening scene details troilism, with a cheerful gal involved. Candy voices over that her man is away for the weekend, so a gal pal comes over and a four-some ensues. Brad wants a three-some (with 2 girls), while cute Melody wants to go one-on-one.

There&apos;s a minor transition as the gals walk around outside, but the shredded print Something Weird used ends abruptly. If the pornographers&apos; homework assignment was to hand in an hour of usable footage with zero story line content, then they succeeded. By any other standard, this is pure landfill material.

The no-name grinders of early theatrical porndom were mere excuses to show folks humping, and that's the sum total of TWO HARD DAYS. Characters have names but they are mere cyphers for disembodied genitals in action.

As romantic Muzak plays, opening scene details troilism, with a cheerful gal involved. Candy voices over that her man is away for the weekend, so a gal pal comes over and a four-some ensues. Brad wants a three-some (with 2 girls), while cute Melody wants to go one-on-one.

There's a minor transition as the gals walk around outside, but the shredded print Something Weird used ends abruptly. If the pornographers' homework assignment was to hand in an hour of usable footage with zero story line content, then they succeeded. By any other standard, this is pure landfill material.

Candy's friend Guy shows Melody what she has been missing.

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