Paul Carrigan

Adam Cline

Stephen Geoffreys

Sex on the Beach

A poorly produced pedestrian porno

They set a camera up in front of the facade of a beach house. Used a few 100 watt light bulbs to light the set so what little there is to see is shrouded in darkness. Hired no-name, less than attractive guys, who no doubt were down on their luck to perform a series of meaningless, passionless acts of sex. Certainly the worst of hundreds of pornos I have seen. Limp tools dominate the entire film, witless adlib, poor camera work, bad sex and a slimy feel to the entire process. And I bought this film, I&apos;ll have you know.

Aye, there&apos;s the rub. Why did I?

Stephen Gefforeys from Fright Night fame is featured in this film and I was dying to get a look at Evil Ed&apos;s anus. That alone was worth the 14.99. What a hunk. Other porno movies, specifically Sex Ed showcase his talent for porno much better. He&apos;s had some hot scenes in those movies. Here he is wasted.

So either Mr. G became a junkie or ran out of money or gave up on the Hollywood machine and went in the complete opposite direction or he&apos;s just a hot sex machine. Damn, the man is hot. 

My guess is he just likes sex. I have most of his films now and there are about six that are 4 star. he&apos;s such a hunk, I&apos;d top or bottom for the man. His choice. And I ain&apos;t hard on the eyes either.

They set a camera up in front of the facade of a beach house. Used a few 100 watt light bulbs to light the set so what little there is to see is shrouded in darkness. Hired no-name, less than attractive guys, who no doubt were down on their luck to perform a series of meaningless, passionless acts of sex. Certainly the worst of hundreds of pornos I have seen. Limp tools dominate the entire film, witless adlib, poor camera work, bad sex and a slimy feel to the entire process. And I bought this film, I'll have you know.

Aye, there's the rub. Why did I?

Stephen Gefforeys from Fright Night fame is featured in this film and I was dying to get a look at Evil Ed's anus. That alone was worth the 14.99. What a hunk. Other porno movies, specifically Sex Ed showcase his talent for porno much better. He's had some hot scenes in those movies. Here he is wasted.

So either Mr. G became a junkie or ran out of money or gave up on the Hollywood machine and went in the complete opposite direction or he's just a hot sex machine. Damn, the man is hot. 

My guess is he just likes sex. I have most of his films now and there are about six that are 4 star. he's such a hunk, I'd top or bottom for the man. His choice. And I ain't hard on the eyes either.

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