Marller Gets a Spinoff: The Fate of a Nation

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The plot of this episode is not a work of fiction. Sometimes the worst crimes ever committed in history end up coming from the mistaken actions of someone who only had the best of intentions, and sometimes even the smartest person in the room is prone to human error. Marller Gets a Spinoff: To the FTC with Love Mara was mailed out to over three hundred members of Congress. By itself the cartoon is harmless, but when run between the hours of midnight and 3am in conjunction with a black witchcraft candle, the cartoon runs the risk of accidentally invoking the demon Mara. If too many people attempt to run this version of the spell at the same time, the high level of demonic energy could result in the deaths of all five FTC commissioners photoshopped into the cartoon, which will cause the spell to backlash times three resulting in the possible death of the viewer who used the black candle in the ritual. Congress and the Internet Community do not understand that the spell in the cartoon is real and carries the same side effects as a successful demonic Ouija Board invocation. For every 50 or so people who cannot get a Ouija Board to work, there are always five that can. If the cartoon that was leaked goes viral and everyone attempts this in retaliation to the FTCs unethical COPPA sweep the results could be devastating. Do not use this cartoon. It was deleted for a good reason. Kevin has already sent message to warn both the FBI and 500 members of Congress but he fears they might not believe him.