The Asswatcher
He has no claws. No spikes. No arms. No redeeming qualities. All he has is one leg, an ass, and a head. That's all he can ever do in life: look at his own ass. His one true purpose.
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"I cannot imagine a world without this masterpiece. The camera work, directing, story, all culminating in one of the best pieces of media that we have ever had the fortune of witnessing on this earth. Nothing can even compare to this, this is the peak of all human achievement. Oh how fortunate we are to be born at a time such that this can be seen with our own eyes, how fortunate we are that this can even exist in the first place. I cannot truly capture its magnificence with mere human language, it transcends it all. I hope one day we will achieve a level of consciousness to be able to perceive..."
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He has no claws. No spikes. No arms. No redeeming qualities. All he has is one leg, an ass, and a head. That's all he can ever do in life: look at his own ass. His one true purpose.