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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025Movie⏱️ 1h 53mR
DramaThriller
6.7
IMDB Rating
20,906 votes

While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.

Director
Mary Bronstein
Writers
N/A
Stars
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald
Release Date
October 10, 2025
Language
English
Country
United States
🏆 33
Wins
🎯 70
Nominations
💬 185
Reviews
📋 81.6K
Watchlists
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🎭 Top Cast

Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne
as Linda
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
as Therapist
Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald
as Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn
as Child
Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
as Dr. Spring
A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky
as James
Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk
as Diana
Christian Slater
Christian Slater
as Charles
Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg
as Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan
as Landlord

💰 Box Office

$1,436,397
Worldwide Gross
$1,091,404
Domestic Gross
$90,267
Opening Weekend

🎬 Technical Specs

Aspect Ratio
2.39 : 1
Sound
Dolby Digital
Color
Color
Filming Location
Montauk, New York, USA
Production
A24, Bronxburgh, Central Pictures

🏷️ Keywords

therapistmotherlong island new yorklifehusband

🎯 Categories

Dark ComedyPsychological DramaPsychological ThrillerDramaThriller

⭐ Featured Review

Beautiful, disturbing, exhausting masterpiece.
by DrGadimov2025-11-22
9/10

"Stunning and deeply disturbing in the best way-Rose Byrne gives a career-best performance as Linda, a therapist/mother whose life collapses under her daughter's illness and endless pressure. You feel every ounce of her frustration, exhaustion, and rage; the way she lashes out at everyone (husband, doctors, even her own therapist) is painfully real. Beautifully made, psychologically intense, and so raw it almost hurts to watch. Only downsides: the dream-vs-reality blur can be confusing, and it's definitely not for everyone-mostly hits home for women (or people close to women) who&apos..."

💡 Did You Know?

The hamster scene was inspired by a real incident involving director Mary Bronstein's child, which she later adapted and heightened for the film.

📖 Synopsis

While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.