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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025Movie⏱️ 1h 53mR
DramaThriller
6.7
IMDB Rating
12,775 votes

While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.

Director
Mary Bronstein
Writers
N/A
Stars
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald
Release Date
October 10, 2025
Language
English
Country
United States
🏆 30
Wins
🎯 63
Nominations
💬 95
Reviews
📋 68.0K
Watchlists
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🎭 Top Cast

Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne
as Linda
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
as Therapist
Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald
as Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn
as Child
Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
as Dr. Spring
A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky
as James
Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk
as Diana
Christian Slater
Christian Slater
as Charles
Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg
as Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan
as Landlord

💰 Box Office

$1,350,179
Worldwide Gross
$1,091,404
Domestic Gross
$90,267
Opening Weekend

🎬 Technical Specs

Aspect Ratio
2.39 : 1
Sound
Dolby Digital
Color
Color
Filming Location
Montauk, New York, USA
Production
A24, Bronxburgh, Central Pictures

🏷️ Keywords

therapistmotherlong island new yorklifehusband

🎯 Categories

Dark ComedyPsychological DramaDramaThriller

⭐ Featured Review

A Challenging But Worthwhile Watch
by brentsbulletinboard2025-11-29
9/10

"In an age where life's everyday challenges can test our wits, becoming overwhelmed is a real possibility when they pile up. Just ask Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist who struggles to sincerely and sensitively assist her troubled patients. But that's just the start of her problems. She's also tending to a sick child (Delaney Quinn), the demands of which are considerable, both from the whiny, often-unappreciative youngster and her annoyingly insistent caregivers. To make matters worse, a burst pipe in the ceiling of her apartment has forced mother and child to move into a hotel, a ..."

💡 Did You Know?

The hamster scene is based on a real life incident with the director's child.

📖 Synopsis

While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.