Porkchops

⭐ Featured Review

"Do you like boobs and poor sound design? You'll love this movie. Watch it now, don't bother to continue reading. Do you NOT like that stuff? You are a LIAR. You love it. You also probably love random musical numbers, gratuitous fake violence/gore, and creepy creepy teachers that look like out of work magicians. Have a few shots and enjoy. NOTE: I took off two stars because despite all it's beautiful cinematography and solid performances, it's wildly homophobic and two characters have intercourse with pants on which is weird and unrealistic...."