Jesus Was an Asshole
Comedy
Mary is married to Joseph, who is impotent, which compels Mary to seek pleasure with another man. When she becomes pregnant, she has to come up with a good excuse, otherwise she will be sentenced to death. the only thing she can think of on such short notice is that a god chose her to carry his offspring.
Director
Bill Zebub
Writers
Bill Zebub
Stars
Crystal Allen, Freddy Dingo Barnes, Jimmy Cage, Jayson Champion
Country
United States
🎭 Top Cast
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Crystal Allen
as Mary
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Freddy Dingo Barnes
as Simon
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Andrea Hall
as Mary Magdeline
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Jimmy Cage
as Roman Soldier #1
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Alina Prazska
as Elizabeth
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Jayson Champion
as Joshua
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Jorge Delarosa
as Athlete
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Mollie Klein
as Crucifixion Victim
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Keith Madbowels
as Roman Soldier #2
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Steve Nebesni
as Mark
💰 Box Office
$5,000
Production Budget
🎯 Categories
Comedy
📖 Synopsis
Mary is married to Joseph, who is impotent, which compels Mary to seek pleasure with another man. When she becomes pregnant, she has to come up with a good excuse, otherwise she will be sentenced to death. the only thing she can think of on such short notice is that a god chose her to carry his offspring.