Don't You Dare Call Them Llamas Unless You Have A Deathwish...

Debbie Lay and Jeffrey Mowery in Catnado (2022)

After a bad science experiment, genetically engineered alpacas terrorize a small town this holiday season.

Howie Dewin

Alpacalypse

Don&apos;t You Dare Call Them Llamas Unless You Have A Deathwish...

Almost 10 years in the making...Alpacalypse is the not-so-eagerly anticipated sequel to Llamageddon that noone was waiting for.

It all begins when a young father is forced to sell his daughter&apos;s beloved alpacas when the family falls on hard times during the Christmas season.

Unfortunately, the only one in the market is a nefarious research facility...whose experiments cause the alpacas to mutate into killer beasts, with laser eyes.

Leaving it up to a black alcoholic mall Santa, and his two elves, to save the town from absolute destruction and a full alpaca takeover.

Now, keep in mind, this is a C-grade horror flick (definitely below a B-horror, but slightly better than a D-grade &quot;homemade&quot; horror).

The special effects are hilariously bad...but you&apos;ve got to love them for trying.

It&apos;s what gives the film it&apos;s endearing quality.

Despite, otherwise, being really quite bad.

I certainly had fun watching it though.

And you might too.

So give it a shot...if you are up for a cheesey bad Christmas horror good time.

2.5 out of 10.

Almost 10 years in the making...Alpacalypse is the not-so-eagerly anticipated sequel to Llamageddon that noone was waiting for.

It all begins when a young father is forced to sell his daughter's beloved alpacas when the family falls on hard times during the Christmas season.

Unfortunately, the only one in the market is a nefarious research facility...whose experiments cause the alpacas to mutate into killer beasts, with laser eyes.

Leaving it up to a black alcoholic mall Santa, and his two elves, to save the town from absolute destruction and a full alpaca takeover.

Now, keep in mind, this is a C-grade horror flick (definitely below a B-horror, but slightly better than a D-grade "homemade" horror).

The special effects are hilariously bad...but you've got to love them for trying.

It's what gives the film it's endearing quality.

Despite, otherwise, being really quite bad.

I certainly had fun watching it though.

And you might too.

So give it a shot...if you are up for a cheesey bad Christmas horror good time.

2.5 out of 10.

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